How should we punish Westerners who convert to Islam?
- Build fancy houses for them, and write them six months later informing them that the wallpaper is processed pigskin
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1 (14.3%)
- Pass a law that requires them to be uber-faithful--they are required to make a pilgrimage to Mecca five times a day to pray (let's see how long they can keep that up)
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1 (14.3%)
- Build a gigantic floating satellite to nowhere and tell them it's the Mother Plane and they must board it
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- Find a volunteer willing to don an Elijah Muhammad mask, show up at one of their Muhammad Mosques, and tell them Allah has commanded them all to commit suicide
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5 (71.4%)
- Other
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