[iThe Salt Lake City Re-Examiner[/i] reported the following:
"P" (rhymes with pee) was seen outside Hairy O's club, standing dishevelled on the sidewalk, and with a look on his face described by an unidentified club patron as "...much, much stupider than usual..."; screaming the following phrase over and over...
"Dat b---h d'un sto' muh' wallet!"
Law Officers were slow to approach the "scene of the crime", one of them telling the Re-Examiner..."The smell was so bad"..."at first we didn't know if the suspect had gone to the bathroom in his pants, or if he had vomited all over himself!"
"...Finally, we took the suspect in, threw him in the tank for overnight, and doused him in kerosene"...."the last thing we need down at the Precinct is a lice infestation."