1. Cafferty: Listen to Palin or Gingrich? 'Or Just Stick Needles in Your Eyes?'
To hearty laughter from what sounded like anchor Wolf Blitzer (who would have a live mike, but listen and judge for yourself), CNN's Jack Cafferty on Tuesday afternoon asked on The Situation Room whether viewers would rather just stick needles in their eyes than listen to Sarah Palin or Newt Gingrich (with video)
2. Comedian on Today Show Trashes Sarah Palin: She's 'Very Much Like Herpes'
VH1 comedian Chuck Nice appeared on Tuesday's Today show and compared Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to the sexually transmitted disease herpes. He mocked: "But, Sarah Palin to the GOP, this is what I've got to say, she is very much like herpes, she's not going away." (with video)
3. Reagan the 'Moses of...Greedy White Men'; Beat Reagan Statue with Shoe Like Saddam's?
On HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, D.L. Hughley insisted you never saw drugs or drive-byes or homeless people in inner-cities before Reagan cut social programs and became the Moses of...greedy white men. Jeremy Scahill predicted the new Reagan statue will be dragged through the street like the Saddam statue with some kid hitting it with a shoe. (with video)
4. CBS's Early Show Gushes Over Obama Date Night In Paris
On Monday, CBS correspondent Richard Roth gave a glowing report on President and Michelle Obama in Paris: "The big tourist treat in Paris this weekend was for the tourists treated to a sight of the Obamas driving by. For the President and First Lady, the treat may have been a European reprise of their date night in New York a week ago."