A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a
French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven by a
Belgian who was drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
Followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an
American doctor,
using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
an
Israeli
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses
Israeli chips,
and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by
Zimbabwe
truck drivers,
hijacked by
Somalis,
unloaded by
Mozambique men,
and
trucked to you by
Nigerian illegals!
That, my friends, is Globalization