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Offline Muck DeFuslims

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A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING
« on: June 08, 2007, 01:49:14 PM »
Two Muslims renounce Islam and make a bet to see which one can best assimilate and embrace American culture. They agree to meet in a year and settle the bet.

A year passes by and finally they meet.

The first one says: "My wife is at home baking an apple pie, and I'm on my way to pick up some beer and hot dogs for the barbeque we're having later. How about you ?"

The second one replies: "F*#k you, towelhead."

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Re: A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 02:35:15 PM »
lol

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Re: A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 03:13:15 PM »
that is too funny
Proverbs 1:22 - “How long, you simple ones, will you love simplicity? For scorners delight in their scorning, And fools hate knowledge."



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Re: A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2007, 09:43:44 AM »
I honestly don't get the towel head part.

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Re: A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 01:32:08 PM »
I honestly don't get the towel head part.

"Towelhead" is a derogatory term for an Arab Muslim.


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Re: A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2007, 01:19:04 PM »
I honestly don't get the towel head part.

"Towelhead" is a derogatory term for an Arab Muslim.

oh ok......

 :laugh:Now i can laugh at it, ten years later....