What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

So... with the Hitler apologist Fag Buchanus (yimach shemo vezichro) taking a leave from MSNBC that is widely speculated to be due to health reasons, I want to know what JTFers think might be ailing this closet homosexual Nazi. It's almost certainly an STD considering the facts that:

--he is known to be extremely close to out-and-proud gay Nazi columnist Justin Raimondo
--he was rejected from the draft due to Reiter's Syndrome, a joint disorder oftentimes caused by the chlamydia bacterium
--the fact that despite berating whites for not having enough kids, he has none himself, implying either a lack of heterosexual coitus or pathogenic damage to his epididymes

I will not vote.

Axl Rose

[Meerkat]

hopefully, all of the above

[Rubystars]

You didn't put an all of the above option, so I just chose other. lol

[Zelhar]

lol, I would also speculate he contracted multiple STDs. Perhaps the syphilis has already stared eating his brain.

[briann]

Whatever he has, he contracted it from sleeping with the MSNBC staff.