Mighty and omnipotent God and king of the universe.
Hear this supplication of a poor and humble servant.
May your spirit shine upon your servant Mitt Romney and grant him overwhelming charisma so that the American people will cleave to him.
May his words come forth in an easy and pleasing manner, flowing like a babbling brook.
May his meanings be crystal clear like sparkling water.
May Romneys wit be sharper than a samurai sword.
May his arguments be crushing and devastating.
May thy omnipotent light reflect in him and expose all lies and falsehoods and blind his opponents.
This I pray for the sake of your people.
Amen.