This is wonderful!
Busloads of hookers from all over South Florida have already arrived, to make sure that the candidates and the GOP Party faithful have a chance to really express their moral values.
Senator Craig is expected on the podium at any moment, but he had to stop off first at the Men's Room out in the foyer.
Anyone seen Jeff Gannon...the male homosexual prostitute who visited the White House about 100 times?
Scooter!...Scooter!...Is that you?
In honor of the last Attorney General, we'll begin the event with an animated cartoon about "Speedy Gonzales".
Please rise, for the National Anthem, performed for us now by a group of wonderful musicians who used to live in New Orleans!
"Brownie!...You' did a "Heck' of 'a' Job finding that band!"
And don't forget...Valet parking by O.J. Simpson!