What is your hair texture?

[Merkava]

I have a bald spot....but I comb it over just like Shmolmert.

[Wayne Jude]

LOL!

[Kiwi]

Sounds a bit better than salt and pepper.

LOL 

[newman]

I'm sick of my crummy job and I'm too lazy to get other qualifications so I'm going to stick my finger in the power socket and turn my hair 'frizzy negro' to get an affirmative action job.

[HiWarp]

I'm sick of my crummy job and I'm too lazy to get other qualifications so I'm going to stick my finger in the power socket and turn my hair 'frizzy negro' to get an affirmative action job.

That's a great idea.  Don't you guys use 240V electricity?  That should do a nice job of frying your skin to a darkish brown hue too.  You've figured out  a loophole.  Let me know if you survive so I can try it too.

[newman]

I'm sick of my crummy job and I'm too lazy to get other qualifications so I'm going to stick my finger in the power socket and turn my hair 'frizzy negro' to get an affirmative action job.

That's a great idea.  Don't you guys use 240V electricity?  That should do a nice job of frying your skin to a darkish brown hue too.  You've figured out  a loophole.  Let me know if you survive so I can try it too.

We've got Red Nose Day, Jeans for Genes Day etc. I still think Americans should protest AA by putting on blackface (like Al Jolson) once a year. Call it 'I wish I was a jig' Day.

[Kiwi]

I'm sick of my crummy job and I'm too lazy to get other qualifications so I'm going to stick my finger in the power socket and turn my hair 'frizzy negro' to get an affirmative action job.

Noooooo don't you dare! 

[Sarah]

I'm sick of my crummy job and I'm too lazy to get other qualifications so I'm going to stick my finger in the power socket and turn my hair 'frizzy negro' to get an affirmative action job.