Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Who said that ? It sounds familiar...
Well, according to him, Winston Churchill...
It's true. Churchill did say that to a woman.
Mary Astor to Churchill:
"If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"
Churchill to Mary Astor:
"Madame, If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"
