Malaysia will make muslim car(check its features)

[ASHISH]

The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed for Muslim motorists.

Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle.

The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf.

The idea came during a visit to the Middle East by a delegation of Malaysian politicians and businessmen.

Malaysian press reports say officials in Iran originally suggested the idea.

Safety features or fuel economy is one way of selling a car, but Proton thinks vehicles designed specifically for Muslims across the world represent a huge gap in the market.

Proton is the most dominant car on the streets here but the company has suffered recently after the government allowed more foreign cars to be imported.

The firm has been in talks recently with VW about a takeover by the German car giant


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7089707.stm.


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[ASHISH]

They forgot to mention the most importent feature in which with push of a button a driver can get 72 virgins 

[kellymaureen]

 

Yes Im often lost without my compass to mecca and where in my car will i find room for a koran and that pesky headscarf...which must be a spare because you wouldnt be out driving without one lol....maybe its behind glass, break in case of emergency

[New Yorker]

Don't let this get out to the muslims, but this is why and how it's being built. 

[Iron Greek]

I am sorry but you are wrong
The main feature of the vehicle is the self destruct mode
you simply drive your car to your desired destination
Push the Death to Infedels button
and kabammmm
You will be on your trip to the 72 virgins in no time
not only will you be dying for your religion you will be dying in style

[Electra]

Don't let this get out to the muslims, but this is why and how it's being built. 

Oh my goodness, that is awesome! Favoured!

[Iron Greek]

I am a Official Junior JTFer
I couldnt have earned this from a greater organization

[ASHISH]

The question is can we kaffirs buy this car?

[kellymaureen]

The question is can we kaffirs buy this car?

No but they will be happy to blow you up with it

[judeanoncapta]

Wow, atleast a Muslim car would be gas free.

It runs entirely on Islamic B.O.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I wouldn't drive a Muslim car if somebody paid me one billion dollars to. I am sure it's a deathtrap. The only thing Muslims are capable of designing competently are holes in which to throw camel waste. 

[Trumpeldor]

The car should be modeled after this one:

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I wouldn't doubt that it has been.

[newman]

A compass to mecca, eh?

With any luck stupid muSSlims outside the mid east will follow it and drive into the sea.

[Boeregeneraal]

I am sorry but you are wrong
The main feature of the vehicle is the self destruct mode
you simply drive your car to your desired destination
Push the Death to Infedels button
and kabammmm
You will be on your trip to the 72 virgins in no time
not only will you be dying for your religion you will be dying in style

 
I was going to say that
Great minds think alike they say

[Boeregeneraal]

You guys made some excellent suggestions!
I also suggest they make the inside of the car as SIMPLE as possible, to accomodate for their low IQs so it has to be extra simple like so:


We wont want their brains to hurt, we all know that they tend to self-destruct when they think too much...or not enough.

[Ralph1]

Filthy Iranian swine. They are renowned in the Muslim world for stupid things like this. Imagine how stupid it would look if the Jews made a Jewish car or Christians made a Christian car. The only solution is the extermination of all Muslims.

[newman]

Filthy Iranian swine. They are renowned in the Muslim world for stupid things like this. Imagine how stupid it would look if the Jews made a Jewish car or Christians made a Christian car. The only solution is the extermination of all Muslims.

A "Jewish" car?  LOL

You've just given me an idea for another thread.

[kellymaureen]

There already are muslim vehicles:



They are going to need to pay royalties to Borat though



This is one of the high end cars



And of course a vintage muslim vehicle