Aussie Government minister denies accusations of cannibalism & murder!

[newman]

Australia's new Environment Minister Peter Garrett denies accusations that he was a member of a cannibalistic gang that terrorised the western USA in the 1970s.

[Kiwi]

That was a freaky film  I loved it.

[newman]

No western government has a cabinet member like this! He's left wing but he's genuine.

Here's Pete rockin it up with the Oils:

[Kiwi]

genuine nutcase 

[newman]

genuine nutcase 

Yeah, but he's OUR Aussie nut case!
 
Who else has a 6'5", leftist, skin-head, enviro-rocker in their government?

[Kiwi]

genuine nutcase 

Yeah, but he's OUR Aussie nut case!
 
Who else has a 6'5", leftist, skin-head, enviro-rocker in their government?

  True true but I don't see it something to be proud of, I would be hidding the fact 

[newman]

genuine nutcase 

Yeah, but he's OUR Aussie nut case!
 
Who else has a 6'5", leftist, skin-head, enviro-rocker in their government?

  True true but I don't see it something to be proud of, I would be hidding the fact 

I can't wait 'til they send him to see the Japs over whaling. He'll frighten seven colours of you-know-what out of them.

He can leap about six feet in the air, y'know.

[Kiwi]

Yup I remember watching a music clip of his, FREAKY 

Japs wont know whats hit them, our to so  secret weapon. 

[newman]

Yup I remember watching a music clip of his, FREAKY 

Japs wont know whats hit them, our to so  secret weapon. 

He has the most skeletal face I've ever seen. In the right light it looks like a pirate flag without the crossed bones.

Best ploy would be for him to go to the whaling commission, do a number with him dancing, singing and leaping...........then when negotiations go sour, he can start to yell!

They'll have a movement.