Sarah, all jokes aside, that is the most intelligent post you've come to thus far. Perhaps the answer is that the Muslims, or the early Muslims, that came to the West were very similar to the "deformed" Jews in that they wanted a freer and more liberal life style. A life away from the Sunni/Shia and inter-Islamic conflict. Perhaps the Pan Arabism of Nasser's day got to them.
You should know, of all people, that today's Muslims are incomparable to that of the late 60's in that today's are real Muslims that advocate Sharia Law and Dar al Islam within Dar al Harb.
You really aught to think about packing your bags one evening and relocating to Utah or Calgary. There you can go to a Baptist Church and petition the minister your desire to convert and be rid of the cancer of Islam and live and learn within a truly productive, tolerant and progressive Christian lifestyle...
Sometimes I truly wonder about you and others I have.....still to wonder.... Good post and keep YOUR mind working. Now you are thinking! What did Ol-MarZutra tell you from Day One on here?