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Offline Israeli Mouse

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Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« on: December 03, 2007, 01:19:05 PM »
Current joke here in Israel:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Tel
Aviv/Jerusalem highway. Nothing is moving in either
direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Prime Minister Olmert,
Defense Minister Barak, and their chief of staff.
They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
"Let us not suffer from a national amnesia that causes us to forget who and what we are."

-  Rav Kahane zt''l

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Re: Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 01:21:37 PM »
Current joke here in Israel:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Tel
Aviv/Jerusalem highway. Nothing is moving in either
direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Prime Minister Olmert,
Defense Minister Barak, and their chief of staff.
They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire.









We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."


That wasn't funny. :( It was incredibly hilarious! ;) ;D
« Last Edit: December 03, 2007, 04:21:23 PM by nopeaceforland »

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Re: Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 04:16:17 PM »
I love this one.  ;D

One does not deal with terrorists; one does not bargain with terrorists; one kills terrorists.
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Re: Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 04:19:34 PM »
 ;D Great Joke.

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Re: Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 04:20:24 PM »
That was roflmao      :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D  Room for this pigface fellow the peace now head yariv oppheimer       
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Or olmerts traitor daughter another beauty                   
Shot at 2007-04-20
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Re: Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 05:39:12 PM »
I'll lend 'em my Zippo. ;D

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Re: Current joke here in Israel: - LMAO I LOVE OUR HUMER :DDDD
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 07:51:55 PM »
lol, good one
KAHANE TZADAK!