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Australia's Bigfoot......The Yowie!
Kiwi:
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--- Quote from: newman on December 08, 2007, 11:39:11 PM ---
--- Quote from: OdKahaneChai on December 08, 2007, 11:37:30 PM ---After a few Foster's, everything looks like "Yowie," doesn't it. ;D
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Nobody in Australia drinks that dreck!
Foster's is like making love in a canoe.
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I know, I know. We went over this before - that was just to annoy you. ;D Replace it with the decent beer of your choosing, and you get the point.
(And just to tell you - the average American, IQ of 70, image of an Australian is a guy dressed in light brown clothing, drinking a Foster's, and wrestling a crocodile...)
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Paul has done so much damage to the Australian image :::D
Kiwi:
--- Quote from: newman on December 08, 2007, 11:39:11 PM ---
--- Quote from: OdKahaneChai on December 08, 2007, 11:37:30 PM ---After a few Foster's, everything looks like "Yowie," doesn't it. ;D
--- End quote ---
Nobody in Australia drinks that dreck!
Foster's is like making love in a canoe.
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newman how would you know ??? Would you like to talk about the canoe issue ^-^
newman:
--- Quote from: The Infidel. on December 08, 2007, 11:55:00 PM ---
--- Quote from: newman on December 08, 2007, 11:39:11 PM ---
--- Quote from: OdKahaneChai on December 08, 2007, 11:37:30 PM ---After a few Foster's, everything looks like "Yowie," doesn't it. ;D
--- End quote ---
Nobody in Australia drinks that dreck!
Foster's is like making love in a canoe.
--- End quote ---
newman how would you know ??? Would you like to talk about the canoe issue ^-^
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By that I mean it's f......ing close to water.
Kiwi:
--- Quote from: newman on December 09, 2007, 12:01:21 AM ---
--- Quote from: The Infidel. on December 08, 2007, 11:55:00 PM ---
--- Quote from: newman on December 08, 2007, 11:39:11 PM ---
--- Quote from: OdKahaneChai on December 08, 2007, 11:37:30 PM ---After a few Foster's, everything looks like "Yowie," doesn't it. ;D
--- End quote ---
Nobody in Australia drinks that dreck!
Foster's is like making love in a canoe.
--- End quote ---
newman how would you know ??? Would you like to talk about the canoe issue ^-^
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By that I mean it's f......ing close to water.
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:::D :::D
Boeregeneraal:
--- Quote --- lone human walking through the bush (especially at night), in an active area could be bound for trouble. The Yowie normally stays clear of large groups of humans, but a lone walker could get the scare of his/her life or much worse. It normally starts as a slow 'stalking' process; the victim first thinks he is being followed by another human, as he begins to run, so does the Yowie keeping the same pace. Most will just get a kick out of just scaring you, but as we said it could be much worse if you find yourself alone with one with bad intentions.
If you find yourself in the presence of one of these creatures at night, we recommend a bright torch in the eyes and a lot of loud noise, they will try and scare you off and often follow you from the bush at a 45-degree angle.
They always try to conceal themselves behind objects such as bushes and trees and they are extremely fast through the bush, which is why it is so hard to get a clear photo. Odd shrill whistles and howling are often associated with these creatures. They have great night vision, and they don't like bright lights. They hate being given away by dogs, this irritates them and they often deal with the dog if there is an opportunity.
They are very intelligent in the bush and masters of their environment. They have to be respected.
They sometimes haunt people's homes when they have built on their land. They do this by banging on the walls and doors of their homes in the dead of the night. They are very curious of humans and especially children
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oh great Newman!!! >:( >:( >:( I was really liking the idea of being able to walk in the ozzie bush-without ANY fear. And now you come with this stuff... :o :o :::D
Damn! :::D
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