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davkakach:
Becoming  Illegal (From an MD. resident to his senator)


The  Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309  Hart Senate Office Building
Washington  DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a  native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am  writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland  Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and  they referred me to you.

My  primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal  alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which  you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an  illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do  to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the  last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the  process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply  put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so  I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for  paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal  retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because  we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally,  as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary  health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance,  my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in  gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential  treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition  rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly,  I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my  driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is  very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my  car.

If you  would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively  if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.  Thank you for your assistance.

Your  Loyal Constituent,

Pete  McGlaughlin


Get  your Forms (NOW)!!  Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
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cjd:
This does put into perspective exactly what law abiding taxpayers are expected to condone!

fjack:
If this wasn't so funny and true I would be crying. Thsi is exactly what is happening to this country. Blame the congress, expecially the vile kennedy brothers and their offspring.

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