Put beef Jerkey in your Turkey hoagie

[The Shadow]

I know this isn't Kosher food, and I'm Jewish.   But man, I picked up this hoagie from Subway. No cheese to keep it low fat.   Then I went to get gas for my car.  I went in to pay and noticed the low fat beef jerkey by the register.  So I bought it.  Then when I got back to my house I got this idea to put the beef jerkey in the subway turkey hoagie.  Man was that good, really spiced it up just right.  With a an ice cold glass of soda, man, I could eat this combo all the time.

I had to reveal this culinary delight.  I can't keep it secret anymore.