The Worldwide Crisis of Islam > The Truth About Islam
anti-muslim jokes
Scriabin:
--- Quote from: christianzionist on August 27, 2006, 02:23:48 PM ---
What do you call a muslim with a slice of ham on his head?
Hamed
And a muslim with 2 slices of ham on his head?
mohammed
--- End quote ---
Beautiful.
MasterWolf1:
Muzzies are joke on their own its easy to laugh at them. I mean think about it when they pray their heads are in the sand their asses out maybe through there ass they rip out the falafel gas to call upon Allah.
takebackourtemple:
--- Quote from: Rhuan on September 01, 2006, 08:36:43 AM ---Islam is against homosexuality as much as Christianity and Judaism are, so your bihammed thing doesn't really make sense.
--- End quote ---
Are you crazy? The only homosexuality that Islam condemns is when it is between two women. Why do you think Yassir Arafat died of AIDS?
Christian Zionist:
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading a Middle East Arabic newspaper.
A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader: "Moshe, haveyou lost your mind?
Why are you reading an Arabic newspaper?" Moshe replied: "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted worldwide , Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arabic newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!".
osama in paradise
Osama made his way to the Pearly Gates. He was greeted by George Washington who yelled "How dare you attack the nation I helped to conceive!" slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry was next and said "You wanted to end American's liberty, so they gave you death" and punched Osama in the face. James Madison came up next and said "This is why I allowed the federal Government to provide for the common defense" and kicked Osama in the groin. Osama was the subject of similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 67 other people who have the same love for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. As Osama writhed in agony on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picked him up and hurled him back to the gates to be judged. While Osama awaited his turn he screamed "this is not what I was promised." An angel replied "I don't know what you expected, you were told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you."
khaan:
about that last one: Osama in Paradise:
its so ironic isnt it: http://www.greenleft.org.au/back/2001/465/465p15.htm
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