Looking for a fella

[Kiwi]

I'm looking for a man, not just any man one that has lots of money, an big house and will kept me in the lifestyle fitting my new status in life as a princess 

Ok you must have the following:

One good eye, the other can be glass or missing.

A wooden leg, oh very sexy

A hairy chest and hairy back.

A hump on that back, oooooo nice.

No teeth, ok maybe one at the side if you must.

And support countless forms of living creatures over your body.

If you do not have the all of the above don't apply, cause rejection can be harsh. 

[ramen]

i fit that bill perfectly. jus give me a few years and i will be there.

[Kiwi]

Haha Ramen

[kellymaureen]

I'm looking for a man, not just any man one that has lots of money, an big house and will kept me in the lifestyle fitting my new status in life as a princess 

Ok you must have the following:

One good eye, the other can be glass or missing.

A wooden leg, oh very sexy

A hairy chest and hairy back.

A hump on that back, oooooo nice.

No teeth, ok maybe one at the side if you must.

And support countless forms of living creatures over your body.

If you do not have the all of the above don't apply, cause rejection can be harsh. 

Ooooo sorry arafat is already dead   

[Kiwi]

Dead is good, no chatting through the TV programs 

[kellymaureen]

   I was going to mention the horrific smell.....but Im sure it was no different from when he was alive..maybe better since he cant breathe:P

[Kiwi]

  I was going to mention the horrific smell.....but Im sure it was no different from when he was alive..maybe better since he cant breathe:P