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Offline Shlomo

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Three Word Story (just for fun)
« on: December 31, 2007, 03:18:25 AM »
I usually don't create topics like this but I got the idea from a computer forum and it made me laugh really hard.

The rules are simple. All you have to do is make a post containing 3 words that continue the three words that the last person posted. Also, try not to post multiple times in a row. I'll start it...


One day a
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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 03:32:40 AM »
self-hating Jew

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 03:39:01 AM »
and a muslim
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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 03:42:32 AM »
and Ehud Olmert

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 05:22:08 AM »
decided to go

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 06:41:11 AM »
to the zoo
"HUSSARORUM ALIAS RACOW"
"Hussar alias Rac (Serb)"

http://www.myarmoury.com/feature_hussars.html
"Hussar or gussar originally meant "a robber" in Serbian. These horsemen served not only under the Polish and Lithuanian colors but also under those of the Holy Roman Emperor;"
http://www.husaria.jest.pl/rys.html
"Bardzo prawdopodobne, że początek swego istnienia husarze zawdzięczają Serbom. Po klęsce na Kosowym Polu w roku 1389 wszędzie szukali okazji do pomsty na Turkach.
Jan Długosz zapisał pod rokiem 1463, że w bitwie nad Sawą bił się Cohors Raczanorum (oddział Raców - Serbów). Po śmierci króla Macieja Korwina Serbowie udali się do Polski, aby kontynuować walkę z Turkami po usarsku."
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/polcrt/WingedHussar.html
"The hussar concept began in Serbia, near the end of the 14th century. In the 16th century, painted wings or winged claws began to appear on cavalry shields. Wings were originally attached to the saddle and later to the back. In 1645, Col. Szczodrowski was said to have used ostrich wings.
In 1500, the Polish Treasury books make reference to hussars. Early on, they were foreign mercenaries, and were called Racowie from "Rascia" a word meaning "of Serbia." They came from the Serbian state of Ras."
http://www.fanaticus.org/DBA/armiesofthefanatici/DarrenBuxbaum/LaterSerbs/
"Serbian Gussars"
http://ac.bondurand.com/liste332.htm
"Les serbes avaient reconnu la nécessité d'une cavalerie légère, (...) ils développèrent leur propre cavalerie légère, les GUSARS ou USARS, d'où sont venus les hussards."
http://www.armae.com/contemporain/144epeesetdagues.htm
"Originaires de Serbie, les hussards furent des cavaliers d'élite, connus surtout en Hongrie puis en France, et imités par la suite partout en Europe."
http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/1b772/a9330/
"The area around the present Zorinsk (Ukrainia) belonged to the Serb Hussar Major Vuyich at the end of the 18th century."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenije_III
" Arsenije III (...) was inaugurating new Serb infantry and hussar regiments that were sent to the ongoing war."
http://www.gatago.com/pl/sci/historia/19850502.html
"Jan Długosz pod rokiem 1463 napisał, że w bitwie nad Sawą, biły się
"Cohors Raczanorum" / Początki husarii w bitwie na Kulikowym Polu
w 1389 r."
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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2007, 06:42:01 AM »
and feed the

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 07:04:00 AM »
apes and the

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 07:32:13 AM »
camels. Then Olmert
Turkey must get out of NATO. NATO must get out of Kosovo-Serbia. Croats must get out of Crajina. All muslims must get out of Christian and Jewish land. Turks must get out of Cyprus. Turks must get out of "Istanbul". "Palestinians" must get out of Israel. Israel must become independent from USA.

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 08:01:42 AM »
hugs the muslim

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 08:07:40 AM »
and kisses him
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2007, 08:22:44 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
"HUSSARORUM ALIAS RACOW"
"Hussar alias Rac (Serb)"

http://www.myarmoury.com/feature_hussars.html
"Hussar or gussar originally meant "a robber" in Serbian. These horsemen served not only under the Polish and Lithuanian colors but also under those of the Holy Roman Emperor;"
http://www.husaria.jest.pl/rys.html
"Bardzo prawdopodobne, że początek swego istnienia husarze zawdzięczają Serbom. Po klęsce na Kosowym Polu w roku 1389 wszędzie szukali okazji do pomsty na Turkach.
Jan Długosz zapisał pod rokiem 1463, że w bitwie nad Sawą bił się Cohors Raczanorum (oddział Raców - Serbów). Po śmierci króla Macieja Korwina Serbowie udali się do Polski, aby kontynuować walkę z Turkami po usarsku."
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/polcrt/WingedHussar.html
"The hussar concept began in Serbia, near the end of the 14th century. In the 16th century, painted wings or winged claws began to appear on cavalry shields. Wings were originally attached to the saddle and later to the back. In 1645, Col. Szczodrowski was said to have used ostrich wings.
In 1500, the Polish Treasury books make reference to hussars. Early on, they were foreign mercenaries, and were called Racowie from "Rascia" a word meaning "of Serbia." They came from the Serbian state of Ras."
http://www.fanaticus.org/DBA/armiesofthefanatici/DarrenBuxbaum/LaterSerbs/
"Serbian Gussars"
http://ac.bondurand.com/liste332.htm
"Les serbes avaient reconnu la nécessité d'une cavalerie légère, (...) ils développèrent leur propre cavalerie légère, les GUSARS ou USARS, d'où sont venus les hussards."
http://www.armae.com/contemporain/144epeesetdagues.htm
"Originaires de Serbie, les hussards furent des cavaliers d'élite, connus surtout en Hongrie puis en France, et imités par la suite partout en Europe."
http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/1b772/a9330/
"The area around the present Zorinsk (Ukrainia) belonged to the Serb Hussar Major Vuyich at the end of the 18th century."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenije_III
" Arsenije III (...) was inaugurating new Serb infantry and hussar regiments that were sent to the ongoing war."
http://www.gatago.com/pl/sci/historia/19850502.html
"Jan Długosz pod rokiem 1463 napisał, że w bitwie nad Sawą, biły się
"Cohors Raczanorum" / Początki husarii w bitwie na Kulikowym Polu
w 1389 r."
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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2007, 08:35:59 AM »
rubs his beard ;D

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2007, 09:46:13 AM »
, but he has

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2007, 09:52:08 AM »
ravens hawking inside
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2007, 10:46:03 AM »
because Michael Jackson
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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2007, 10:47:06 AM »
:::D :::D :::D
Turkey must get out of NATO. NATO must get out of Kosovo-Serbia. Croats must get out of Crajina. All muslims must get out of Christian and Jewish land. Turks must get out of Cyprus. Turks must get out of "Istanbul". "Palestinians" must get out of Israel. Israel must become independent from USA.

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2007, 11:09:17 AM »
likes muslim boys.

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2007, 12:20:19 PM »
Then B*ttholmert said

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2007, 07:48:04 PM »
mArry me muzzzie

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 07:59:17 PM »
so the muzzie


(I'm totally hoping "they nuked mecca" will be in here somewhere LOL)
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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2007, 08:03:29 PM »
nuked mecca accidentally
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2007, 08:07:39 PM »
(Dr. Dan, you are awesome LOL)

and also Iran
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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2007, 08:21:09 PM »
Then Al Sharpton...

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Re: Three Word Story (just for fun)
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2007, 08:24:01 PM »
swallowed a chicken