One day a self-hating Jew and a muslim and Ehud Olmert decided to go to the zoo and feed the apes and the camels. Then, Olmert hugs the muslim and kisses him rubs his beard, but he has ravens hawking inside because Michael Jackson likes muslim boys. Then, B*ttholmert said, “marry me muzzzie” so the muzzie nuked mecca accidentally and also Iran.
Then, Al Sharpton swallowed a chicken and ate watermelon while blaming the whites and Jews for all evil. Sharpton then suggested 'leave no tip' for them crackas. Back to Ehud. Al Sharpton said, “ooh ooh ooh”. Then, Louis Farrakhan chimped out when the mothership appeared. He said, “UMM HMM!” and they all sucked up whitey when Allah gave them the signal.
Then, I woke, started my computer. The phone rang and it was a schwartze telemarketer who wanted to sell me a affirmative action stuff. I opened it…a banana and Chitlins. How gross! It smelled bad!
Then Hitlery came, ugly as always. She took a jar of vodka and got drunk and passed out wearing ugly lipstick. Bill walked in and kissed her. Then Monica came. She got jealous. Meanwhile a war broke out and muslims started to send an SMS. They went crazy and kidnapped hillary and gave her a tight slap. She slapped back. Suddenly Saddam Hussein rose from the dead. He thought Hitlery was one of the 72 virgins and then said, “come with me”. She then followed, only to realize Monica was there. Hitlery was unable to go back to her evil muzzie bat cave full of excrement. She called Bill to tell him she is lesbian and likes Rosie. Then, Suha Arafat wanted threesome badly but she smelled.
Osama bin laden and his camel were getting married. The camel's name was LaTrina Shabazz Jones, and Latrina wanted run away to mecca but nuclear bombs went off. The camel needed big kaboom blasts. “Hitlery exploded and Barack Hussein Osama got a burka”, said stupid infidel to please allah.
Then, Ron Paul was struck by lightening.
Mahmoud ahmadinejad, Mr. Evil himself flew on his nuked flying carpet and realized that his GPS was G-dless Philistine Schmutz. Few moments later, his English improved. Piss Now Activists tried hacking JTF, but Jeff saved righteous heroic JTF-server-data. Meanwhile, ahmadinejad planned an insidious attack.
Al-Ghore applauded the Nobel piss-prize global warming video. Muslim clerics demanded continuity above all, demanded an immediate peaceful jihad resistance with awful grammer and miserable beheadings. The agony of thousands of little silly ape-people wasn't pleasing enough, and so they requested mohammed to drink camel piss. The "holy" prophet" smelled really bad. "Prayer rugs, please!" shouted an imam. Gas-masks were forbidden as were toilets and hospitals.
"Hello, the schmutz is going to be all over Mo-hamhead." Mohammed's poor camel and infant bride eloped with Mohammed and fornicated frequently. Their kids named ‘Schmutz, Drek and Excrement’ And they had pancakes and bacon with bad grammer. Dreck excrementissimus stinkomagnibus became supreme ayatholla.
Meanwhile, Ehud Olmert called himself 'A--aholla' and had sex education established. Also, yasser arafat attended an excessively bad Ramallah AIDS seminar. His homosexual bodyguard, Arafats ugly wife (called Ms. Frankenstein) And Mrs. Clinton gave birth to an evil lizard. Suddenly, large earthquakes caused the lizard to go back and ask support from cleopatra jefferson.
The rescue-mission for crack-addicted apes was halted after many bananas disappeared. CNN was accused of mass banananapping. Lizard-ape creature mixed with baboons and a typhoon hits over mecca releasing millions of Allah worshipping rats and poisonous fleas swarmed over Mecca into the atmosphere,
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