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Offline ASHISH

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TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« on: December 31, 2007, 07:43:38 AM »

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN  :P
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 07:46:21 AM »
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


What about a multi-layer burka? :D
Wouldn't that be effective in silencing woman? :-X :-X
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 08:24:30 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

So true !!!

 ;D ;D ;D
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"HUSSARORUM ALIAS RACOW"
"Hussar alias Rac (Serb)"

http://www.myarmoury.com/feature_hussars.html
"Hussar or gussar originally meant "a robber" in Serbian. These horsemen served not only under the Polish and Lithuanian colors but also under those of the Holy Roman Emperor;"
http://www.husaria.jest.pl/rys.html
"Bardzo prawdopodobne, że początek swego istnienia husarze zawdzięczają Serbom. Po klęsce na Kosowym Polu w roku 1389 wszędzie szukali okazji do pomsty na Turkach.
Jan Długosz zapisał pod rokiem 1463, że w bitwie nad Sawą bił się Cohors Raczanorum (oddział Raców - Serbów). Po śmierci króla Macieja Korwina Serbowie udali się do Polski, aby kontynuować walkę z Turkami po usarsku."
http://www.angelfire.com/mi4/polcrt/WingedHussar.html
"The hussar concept began in Serbia, near the end of the 14th century. In the 16th century, painted wings or winged claws began to appear on cavalry shields. Wings were originally attached to the saddle and later to the back. In 1645, Col. Szczodrowski was said to have used ostrich wings.
In 1500, the Polish Treasury books make reference to hussars. Early on, they were foreign mercenaries, and were called Racowie from "Rascia" a word meaning "of Serbia." They came from the Serbian state of Ras."
http://www.fanaticus.org/DBA/armiesofthefanatici/DarrenBuxbaum/LaterSerbs/
"Serbian Gussars"
http://ac.bondurand.com/liste332.htm
"Les serbes avaient reconnu la nécessité d'une cavalerie légère, (...) ils développèrent leur propre cavalerie légère, les GUSARS ou USARS, d'où sont venus les hussards."
http://www.armae.com/contemporain/144epeesetdagues.htm
"Originaires de Serbie, les hussards furent des cavaliers d'élite, connus surtout en Hongrie puis en France, et imités par la suite partout en Europe."
http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/1b772/a9330/
"The area around the present Zorinsk (Ukrainia) belonged to the Serb Hussar Major Vuyich at the end of the 18th century."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenije_III
" Arsenije III (...) was inaugurating new Serb infantry and hussar regiments that were sent to the ongoing war."
http://www.gatago.com/pl/sci/historia/19850502.html
"Jan Długosz pod rokiem 1463 napisał, że w bitwie nad Sawą, biły się
"Cohors Raczanorum" / Początki husarii w bitwie na Kulikowym Polu
w 1389 r."
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 12:32:13 PM »
 :::D  Im forwarding to my brother he will love it!
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 12:39:06 PM »
Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


perverts  :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 01:58:34 PM »
Nice!  ;D
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2007, 02:00:48 PM »
Noooo! Theres no such thing as a silencer, its a suppressor! Its not meant to silence the weapon, its meant to make the enemy think the sounds something else.
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2007, 03:45:29 PM »
Quote from: ASHISH on December 31, 2007, 07:43:38 AM

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN  :P

No matter how much you fire a gun, you don`t get worn out..   (err, maybe that answers a different topic).
A man is not 17 or 19 forever

I guess your facts are better, `cos they are really reasons why guns are preferable to women. But we don`t have guns in the UK..  You have both in america, lucky you.

 

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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 03:49:15 PM »
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 03:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on December 31, 2007, 03:47:06 PM
I like women better than guns.



depends on the woman.

and some would say, depends on the gun. Have you ever fired an Uzi? Maybe some people have better ideas..
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 04:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on December 31, 2007, 03:47:06 PM
I like women better than guns.



Haha you are the best Yacov  O0
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Re: TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN !
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2007, 07:45:32 PM »
Quote from: q_q_ on December 31, 2007, 03:45:29 PM
Quote from: ASHISH on December 31, 2007, 07:43:38 AM

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN  :P

No matter how much you fire a gun, you don`t get worn out..   (err, maybe that answers a different topic).
A man is not 17 or 19 forever

I guess your facts are better, `cos they are really reasons why guns are preferable to women. But we don`t have guns in the UK..  You have both in america, lucky you
 



I am frm india where getting a gun is impossible because of strict govt laws and even if we get a licence guns are so expensive here that for 2000-3000 $ you will get a russian made 9 mm pistol :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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