because you're such a lovely bunch.
WIth all respect and wishing others all the best I won't be using this site to try and get hooked up with women ... I come here to try and avoid them.
Politics is just a sublimated sex-substitute anyway.
It's grand to be able to come to a place where one can indulge now and then in manly discussion without having fear that some woman is watching and thinking you're 'so uncool'.
You know, a bunch of men can go from being like long-lost brothers to a pack of squabbling wolves when a saucy young woman is introduced to the scene. Women are the number one cause of wars and fighting between men.
ANd yet their bosoms are comely to my sight, and their voices like a running stream of gold - and their long shiny hair is like a Revelation - I love women, they sooth my pains like sweet honey soothes a sore throat - they are golden apples shot through with an ecstasy-inducing flavour - I love women - but they all want to kill me.