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Lithuanian police ask suspect: aren't you dead?
« on: January 19, 2008, 11:54:42 PM »
Reuters | Thursday, 17 January 2008

Police in the Lithuanian city of Klaipeda were baffled to discover that a woman arrested for shoplifting last weekend had been registered as dead a month earlier.

The woman's parents had mistakenly identified a body found in a forest as that of their 27-year-old daughter, Natalya Pavlova, who disappeared from home in November, police said on Wednesday.

It emerged that Pavlova was alive and well and living with her boyfriend in the same town.

"Her parents identified the corpse as their daughter. What could we do?" Petras Mikalauskis, a deputy police chief for the area, told Reuters.

"It was the first such case in my experience."

The real identity of the dead woman was not known. The police have launched an investigation.
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Re: Lithuanian police ask suspect: aren't you dead?
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 06:57:18 AM »
i know this is serious. but i laughed my arse off.
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Re: Lithuanian police ask suspect: aren't you dead?
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 07:10:16 AM »
She's in big trouble the judge must proclaim her to be alive and she must get all her documents, NSS numbers etc a new... atlest half of year wasted in buerocratic maze; I'm almost sorry for her... ::) 
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11 They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. Peace, peace, they say, when there is no peace.

12 Are they ashamed of their loathsome conduct? No, they have no shame at all; they do not even know how to blush. So they will fall among the fallen; they will be brought down when they are punished, says the LORD.

13 'I will take away their harvest, declares the LORD. There will be no grapes on the vine. There will be no figs on the tree, and their leaves will wither. What I have given them will be taken from them.'

14 Why are we sitting here? Gather together! Let us flee to the fortified cities and perish there! For the LORD our God has doomed us to perish and given us poisoned water to drink, because we have sinned against him.

15 We hoped for peace but no good has come, for a time of healing but there was only terror.

16 The snorting of the enemy's horses is heard from Dan; at the neighing of their stallions the whole land trembles. They have come to devour the land and everything in it, the city and all who live there.

17 See, I will send venomous snakes among you, vipers that cannot be charmed, and they will bite you, declares the LORD.

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Re: Lithuanian police ask suspect: aren't you dead?
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 02:20:18 PM »
Quote from: Ultra Requete on January 21, 2008, 07:10:16 AM
She's in big trouble the judge must proclaim her to be alive and she must get all her documents, NSS numbers etc a new... atlest half of year wasted in buerocratic maze; I'm almost sorry for her... ::) 

indeed  ::)
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