He'll change the national emblem from the eagle, to "The Spidermonkey"!
And he'll sign an Executive Order making the new American Flag one with banana & lime colored stripes, orange stars in the shape of "Mother Africa"!
The White House will be known only as "The Crack-House"!
Christmas & Chanukah will be made illegal...all whites forced to worship "King Kwanza"!
Every time there's a terrorist threat, Osama Barama will send the SWAT teams and FBI out to guard only the Mosques!
I'm still waiting for that your unwed white teenager mother to step forward and yell "Obama is the "father" of my mulatto Love Child"!