Have you ever wondered what type of Jew you are? Well, this test will reveal what type of Jew you are. Are you a exemplary Kahanist biblical Jew, a good Kahanist Jew, an OK Jew, a weak ghetto Jew, a self hating ki.ke Jew or an evil Eruv Rav Jew? Look no further as the answer is 1 minute away! This test has 10 questions, pick the best answer and look below as to what type of Jew you are. After you answer a question, write down the number for the answer choice you chose (they are numbered 1-4)
Question 1: You are walking down the street and see your fellow Jew being attacked by a Shvartza. You
1. Help the attacker since the guy probably said something racist and he deserves the beating
2. Run away
3. Run away and call the police or get help
4. Immediately come to the aid of your fellow Jew
Question 2: When you hear the word pal.estinian, what immediately comes to your mind
1. A peaceful people with a remarkable culture and history
2. Nothing at all comes to my mind
3. A violent people that just need to be given concessions and reeducated with sensitivity training at a university to be normal.
4. A pile of camel feces
Question 3: What statement best describes your view on Jews owning guns and weapons?
1. Weapons are evil and we should take away all weapons from Jews and destroy them
2. Personally I do not think Jews should own weapons but instead they should rely on the police to defend them
3. I am neutral, if some want to own weapons then I don't object but I don't want to have any.
4. "Every Jew a 22"
Question 4: The founding of the state of Israel although done mostly by evil secularists was:
1. A horrible thing that displaced the smelly arabs from their land
2. A horrible thing, we can't have a state before the Massiah
3. A great modern day Biblical miracle but we would have been better off without it since it isn't really a Jewish state
4. A great modern day Biblical miracle and without it we would be in danger
Question 5: Rabbi Meir Kahane Zs'l Hy'd was:
1. A raving lunatic
2. A Rabbi with a right to his own opinions but I think he was an extremist
3. A great Rabbi with Valid Torah opinions, some that I agree with
4. The greatest Rabbi and greatest leader in our generation and a revolutionary light to the Jewish people at a time of darkness.
Question 6: Settlements in the state of Israel:
1. All should be removed and the land given to the fakestinains, then maybe we'll have peace
2. Only the largest settlements should remain and all expansion stopped since it puts those living there in danger.
3. Should be left alone, let all Jews who want to settle their land do whatever they please.
4. Are a wonderful thing. They should be actively encouraged to expand and grow by the government and given support and money.
Question 7: Violence and Judaism, what does Judaism think of the use Violence?
1. Violence and Judaism are incompatible
2. I am undecided
3. Violence should never be used except in extreme circumstances like for immediate self defense
4. Violence is an essential part of Judaism and should be used whenever necessary
Question 8: What would you rather be doing on the holy Sabbath?
1. I don't keep the Sabbath
2. Watch my favorite show on the TV, oh it has a timer on so I'm not violating the Sabbath
3. Going to synagogue, having a nice Sabbath meal then sleeping afterward.
4. Going to synagogue, having a nice Sabbath meal then learning Torah the rest of the day
Question 9: This question is different for men or for women:
FOR MEN:
2 girls like you, a nice looking Jewish girl and a gorgeous Shiksah. Which one do you chose?
1. The Shikshah because the jewish one doesn't look as good and complains too much. Plus she'll get fat by eating all that chinease food.
2. Why pick only one? I'll pursue both and get the best of both worlds, but I'll only marry the Jewish one though.
3. I'll pick the Jewish one because the Shiksah is probably a slut and will leave me anyways.
4. Of course the Jewish girl because the Torah forbids relationships with non Jews.
FOR WOMEN:
What is the best quality that you look for in a mate:
1. That he has a big kebab stick
2. That he has lots of money
3. That he is handsome looking
4. He is a nice Torah observing gentleman with good Midot
Question 10: Arabs in the land of Israel
1. Should be given the right of return since we stole their land
2. Should be allowed to live in the land since Israel is a democracy
3. Should be encouraged to leave
4. Should be thrown out now, I don't care how.
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Now here is how you obtain your score. Each question's answer is a choice of 1-4. Simply add up the numbers for each answer.
If your score is 38-40: You are an exemplary Kahanist Biblical Jew and are the model of Jewish pride an perfection.
If your score is 36-37: You are a good Kahanist Jew. You should congratulate yourself on being one of the few proud Jews in the world today who know the truth. However, there is room for improvement and you should listen to a couple of the great leader R' Kahane's speeches and some of Chaim's shows to perfect your Torah knowledge and Jewish pride.
If your score is 33-35: You are an OK Jew. You know some of the basics of Judaism and try to follow the proper path but the other basic truths such as Jewish pride and identity escape you or the establishment hid them from you. You need some mind blowing injections of truth by reading R' Kahane's books and listening to his speeches and listening weekly to JTF. Plus becoming an active our forum will be a good help for you in your path of becoming the model proud Kahanist biblical Jew we all struggle to become.
If your score is 26-32: You are a wimpy ghetto Jew. You are far away from the basic Torah truth and are similar to the wimpy watered down Holywood Torah of Steven Speildburg or the conserved or reformed fake Judaism. You need to have someone to give you a pair of balls, bang your head against the wall a few dozen times and teach you the proper Torah path. Since you are so far away from true Judaism, it will take a while. But with an open mind and some effort, you will become a proud Biblical Kahanist Jew.
If your score is 20-25: You are a self hating Jew or a k.ike. We may not be able to save you from so much self hate but if you repent and have spark of longing in you to return to the Torah, you may still become a proud biblical kahanist Jew.
If your score is 1-19 then you are an evil Eruv Rav Jew. You should take out your head scarf, wrap it around your neck and hang yourself on your ceiling fan.
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