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Ask Newman
« on: February 14, 2008, 07:08:11 PM »
You may not get............but you can always ask. ;)

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 07:53:27 PM »
Newman, if you could only choose one thing what would it be, a Beer or a 4 and 20 pie, and why?

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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 07:58:30 PM »
Newman, if you could only choose one thing what would it be, a Beer or a 4 and 20 pie, and why?
Beer of coarse!

A can of beer is the protein equivalent of a pork chop, so you get the best of both worlds.

And besides.........Any bloke who'd choose food over alcohol is a poofter.

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 08:01:12 PM »
I heard to my horror you were seen in a PINK shirt, is this true? Do you want to talk about this?  :-\

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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 08:04:05 PM »
I heard to my horror you were seen in a PINK shirt, is this true? Do you want to talk about this?  :-\
NEVER!

If I was seen in pink the TWU (Aussie Teamsters for you Americans) would beat the snot out of me and take away my union card.

I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 08:05:44 PM »
How old are you? where do you get your wealth of knowledge from?
Are you more religious now than in the past?

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 08:08:05 PM »


I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.


OH NEWMAN! WHY? WHY? WHY? Did you do it!  :( :( :( :(

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 08:16:38 PM »
How old are you? where do you get your wealth of knowledge from?
Are you more religious now than in the past?

I'm actually ignorant. I just sound knowledgable because I'm opinionated.

I was an atheist until 5 years ago. Even as an atheist I knew Jews were special somehow. Now I've seen the light. But I'm still screwed because when I was an atheist I used to sleep with a Jewess. G-d's gonna get me for that. :-[

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 08:25:54 PM »
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 08:29:01 PM »
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:

Skippy DOES work for Mossad. I know she hides a .22 Beretta in her pants. :D

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 08:42:58 PM »
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:

Skippy DOES work for Mossad. I know she hides a .22 Beretta in her pants. :D

Its not a  Beretta its a 1911 and you need to be careful when sitting down  :::D :::D

Last month alone two agents shot themselves in the bottom...lesson learnt, safety ON!

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2008, 08:43:22 PM »
She does not work for the Mossad...OH I said too much...I may have to write a another stupid report...
Remember there has to be strong silent men on the walls at night to protect the people. Be Strong but not aggressive. Be Peaceful but not weak. Defend the Jewish People at all cost.

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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2008, 08:44:05 PM »
She does not work for the Mossad...OH I said too much...I may have to write a another stupid report...

Thanks Agent 5687 great save  ^-^

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 08:45:51 PM »
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I've only had ONE gay experience. I bought a pair of boots and a belt that matched. Don't tell.

I guess you are joking, aren't you?

And you, Skippy why do you ask him if he was seen in pink? Here men often wear pink shirts and are not gay or effeminate. And do you investigate what members of the forum wear or what they do? Are you working for the Mossad? :laugh:


Raul I have got to say you have lost weight no? Every nice  ^-^ ^-^ ^-^

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 08:51:10 PM »
I had a gay experience once....I laughed at a joke...Oh you mean the OTHER GAY definition >:(
Remember there has to be strong silent men on the walls at night to protect the people. Be Strong but not aggressive. Be Peaceful but not weak. Defend the Jewish People at all cost.

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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2008, 08:52:47 PM »
I had a gay experience once....I laughed at a joke...Oh you mean the OTHER GAY definition >:(

I think maybe you need to compare notes with Newman  :::D :::D

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« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2008, 09:02:32 PM »
 :-X
Remember there has to be strong silent men on the walls at night to protect the people. Be Strong but not aggressive. Be Peaceful but not weak. Defend the Jewish People at all cost.

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2008, 09:26:13 PM »
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3
Be very CAREFUL of people whose WORDS don't match their ACTIONS.

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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2008, 07:29:27 AM »
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke! :(

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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2008, 07:31:27 AM »
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke! :(

Was it leaking?

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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2008, 07:36:21 AM »
Newman - Did you ever live in the U.S.?  Your friend from the Jersey Shore  ;) BC3

Unfortunately not.

I havn't had much luck overseas. I was kicked out of Holland for sticking my finger in a dyke! :(

Was it leaking?
:-X

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Re: Ask Newman
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2008, 08:38:20 AM »
yes...don't mess with the skip... :-X     :::D :::D :::D

Not MOSSAD...but the JTF military wing  :::D

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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2008, 08:42:56 AM »
yes...don't mess with the skip... :-X     :::D :::D :::D

Not MOSSAD...but the JTF military wing  :::D

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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2008, 03:41:05 PM »
Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?
"We are in 1938, and Iran is Germany"


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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2008, 03:41:54 PM »
Dear Newman,

If a man is born with three testicles, does that make him more of a man ?
From a common sense and a biological standpoint, no.

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