Just For Fun: Three-Sentence Story (Keep It Going!)

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

OK guys...

This is an adaptation of a tradition we had on the now-defunct Feminem.com forum. The idea here is to write three sentences that continue the story idea. I will start here:
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Ehud Holemert announced today that he is giving Eilat "back" to Egypt. 

Shortly thereafter, Dana Olmert and Tali Fahima were caught in a compromising position in back of a Shiite mosque in Gaza City by a three-year old Arab boy who was looking for his toy C4 belt. 

Just then, Natalie Imbruglia drove down that dusty Gaza road in her 2008 Mini Cooper, Desert Eagle under the passenger seat.   
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So--do something fun with this! 
Chaimfan

[abdithefaithful]

There once was a radical muslim who dared to carry a gun in...

He was confronted by a courageous Jew who he never knew...

And although the muslim protested he was disarmed and arrested!!...

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I actually meant to keep the original storyline going...