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Offline americankahanist

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Flying Safely
« on: December 19, 2006, 07:34:12 PM »
The next time I fly anyplace, I am taking a pound of bacon with me on board.  Bacon to Muslims is like Kryptonite to Superman.
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Offline cjd

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Re: Flying Safely
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 09:47:22 PM »
Quote from: americankahanist on December 19, 2006, 07:34:12 PM
The next time I fly anyplace, I am taking a pound of bacon with me on board.  Bacon to Muslims is like Kryptonite to Superman.
I say they should keep some live piglets on the plane up by the cockpit and if the Muslim animals get out of hand they can just release the piglets into the plane. That should back them down.
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