YAKOOB, THE DERANGED NIGRA EVIL MAD SCIENTIST FROM THE TIMES WHEN ALL OF THE WORLD WAS PERFECT AND NIGRA, CREATED THE WHITE MAN BY ACCIDENT IN A TEST TUBE.
THIS, OF COURSE, IS A FACT AND CAN NOT BE DISPUTED.
THEN, YAKOOB, WANTING TO MAKE "WHITEY" JUST SMART ENOUGH TO BE THE BEAST OF BURDEN FOR HIS BLACK MASTERS, DECIDED TO SPOON FEED THE "WHITEY" THE ALMIGHTY NIGRA GENETIC INTELLIGENCE PASSED DOWN TO HIM BY THE "KINGS AND QUEENS" OF "MOTHER" AFRICA!
THE INTELLIGENCE GENES WERE KEPT IN A SPECIAL TEST TUBE LABELLED "SMARTS".
SUDDENLY, "JEW", THE DEMON WHO HAD MADE UP HIS MIND TO TRY AND "TAKE YAKOOB'S PLACE" IN THE GREAT NIGRA HIERARCHY, RAN INTO YAKOOB'S LABORATORY, SNATCHED THE TEST TUBE OF "SMARTS" OUT OF YAKOOB'S HAND, AND DRANK ALL OF THE GENES!
THE EARTH IMMEDIATELY BECAME A TERRIBLY DANGEROUS PLACE...SO MUCH SO THAT YAKOOB HAD TO JUMP INTO HIS SPACE SHIP KNOWN TO US AS "THE MOTHER SHIP" AND ORBIT THE EARTH CONTINUOUSLY UNTIL HE COULD BEAM UP THE REV. ELIHAH MUHAMMAD, BROTHER MALCOLM X, AND SOON THE REV. "CALYSO LOUIE" LOUIS FARRAKHAN.
NOW COMES THE INTERGALACTIC WAR BETWEEN SPACE NIGRAS AND THE DEMON JEW WHO STOLE THE GENETIC INTELLIGENCE JUST SO THE NIGRA WOULDN'T HAVE ANY!
OF COURSE, THIS DOESN'T MEAN EVERY JEW...JUST THE INTERNATIONAL DEMON JEW WHO DISAGREES WITH REV. FARRAKOON.
NOW YOU KNOW THE SCIENCE BEHIND THE STOLEN JEW GENETICS-BASED INTELLIGENCE.
NEXT WEEK: THE SCIENTIFIC REASON BEHIND WHY ALL RACES EXCEPT THE NIGRA RACE TALK FUNNY AND CAIN'T PRONOUNCE THE WORD "AXE"; AS IN "I B AXIN U".