What's the quickest way to get Drunk?

[Ari]

I am losing money by the day in this lousy economy!

[MasterWolf1]

The quickest?  Watch this up coming election of hacks and you be begging to be on the bottle for a long time

[newman]

Drink your booze through a straw and you'll be silly as a $2 watch in nothing flat.

[Americanhero1]

the quickest way is to drink on an  empty stomach make sure it is hard liquor like vodka or scotch or whisky from the south

[Baltimore]

the quickest way is to drink on an  empty stomach make sure it is hard liquor like vodka or scotch or whisky from the south

The above is the quickest way to get drunk.  I do not advise this technique though. Chances are you will be ill that night or the next day. 

For me the best (not the quickest) way to get drunk is with a somewhat filled stomach by drinking a bottle of moderate to good wine. Take your time.  Make sure you eat while drinking. Drink a lot of water and have a cracker or two before going to sleep.  You will not end up obliterated but you will end up calmly drunk.

[Ari]

the quickest way is to drink on an  empty stomach make sure it is hard liquor like vodka or scotch or whisky from the south

The above is the quickest way to get drunk.  I do not advise this technique though. Chances are you will be ill that night or the next day. 

For me the best (not the quickest) way to get drunk is with a somewhat filled stomach by drinking a bottle of moderate to good wine. Take your time.  Make sure you eat while drinking. Drink a lot of water and have a cracker or two before going to sleep.  You will not end up obliterated but you will end up calmly drunk.

Sounds like a plan.

[nessuno]

Drink your booze through a straw and you'll be silly as a $2 watch in nothing flat.

I was going to say that    

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

Getting drunk is not your best idea Ari