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Offline Baltimore

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Who else is drunk now?
« on: March 21, 2008, 01:23:07 AM »
It is Purim so for one day this question is appropriate. I am legally drunk at this moment after getting back from a great Purim party. I had at least 4 glasses of wine.  I also fasted before the holiday started.
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Offline Scriabin

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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2008, 01:24:07 AM »
I'm drunk.
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 01:26:06 AM »
Quote from: Scriabin on March 21, 2008, 01:24:07 AM
I'm drunk.

You spelled that correctly, maybe you're not drunk enough.  :::D
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Offline Jasmina

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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 01:27:17 AM »
I'll call the police :::D :::D :::D
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The whole system works because everyone is not mentally ill on the same day!!!!

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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 01:32:04 AM »
Kindly answer my question in the health section on the best way to get drunk. :::D
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2008, 01:33:38 AM »
Quote from: Ari on March 21, 2008, 01:32:04 AM
Kindly answer my question in the health section on the best way to get drunk. :::D

  you are drunk already, don't worry! :::D
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2008, 01:37:43 AM »
How did you know, Jasmina? ^-^
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2008, 01:42:15 AM »
Quote from: Ari on March 21, 2008, 01:37:43 AM
How did you know, Jasmina? ^-^

  because of  :::D this! and the word KINDLY...on PURIM day linked me that you might be drunk already...
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2008, 01:57:54 AM »
You're a smart lady. O0
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 02:29:04 AM »
what shuld i do if i am drunk?
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 02:31:10 AM »
Quote from: Dominater96 on March 21, 2008, 02:29:04 AM
what shuld i do if i am drunk?

Go to sleep? Stay out of cars for sure. Maybe eat something.
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2008, 02:32:05 AM »
one long island ice tea...and i was woozy...and when i left the party i was at (at Sol-the IDF party in manhattan), saw a girl i was friends with who couldnt' get in so i took her out and had a great date wtih her :)
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2008, 02:34:02 AM »
 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D

HAPPY PURIM MY JEWISH BORTHERS AND SISTERS!!!! WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU

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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2008, 02:40:48 AM »
I'm drunk right now, just got back from festivities at Chabad.  I didn't end up bringing the lady friend I had hoped I would but the night ended up good.  It's nice seeing all of the gentile members wishing all the Jews a Happy Purim, thanks to all of you.  Happy Purim everyone!
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2008, 02:41:16 AM »
Quote from: Rubystars on March 21, 2008, 02:31:10 AM
Maybe eat something.
Now you really sound like a Jewish mother. 8;)
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Offline Baltimore

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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2008, 02:58:10 AM »
If Yacov gets on this thread and says he is drunk (and then gives us every detail describing the way he felt and what he drank and how much he had) then this will be the greatest non-serious thread of all time.
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Offline Daniel Ben Hanania

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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2008, 03:29:12 AM »
you get mitzhva only if you drink wine !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2008, 11:14:49 AM »
Quote from: Daniel Ben Khanania on March 21, 2008, 03:29:12 AM
you get mitzhva only if you drink wine !!!!!!!!!!

Yepp and the Mitzva is during the day time. So all of you guys who drank last night, get a chance to drink again now. (I didn't drink yet, but will soo G-d willing with the meal).
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Re: Who else is drunk now?
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 11:25:37 AM »
Quote from: newman on March 21, 2008, 02:41:16 AM
Quote from: Rubystars on March 21, 2008, 02:31:10 AM
Maybe eat something.
Now you really sound like a Jewish mother. 8;)

That's hilarious Newman. :)
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