"Easter beez Racist" :-p REV. I.B. OPPRESSED.. Humor by MW

[MasterWolf1]

I am in a goofy mood today so here goes...

HA LLO DAR, DIS BE DA REV I.B. OPPRESSED AND DIS EASTER HOLIDAY BEEZ A RACIST HOLIDAY ALL DA BROWN BUNNIES MADE OF CHOCOLATE WHY DAY BEEZ CHOCOLATE FO' DAY BE GETTING THEIR EARS EATEN OFF, AND DEM WHITE EGGS ALL GET COLORED AND STUFF, DIS HOLIDAY BEEZ DA CONSPIRACY BY DA MAN SO OBJECTS OF COLOR BE EATEN BY DA DA MAN, ALL DEM JELLYBEANS BE COLORED AND HIDIN IN FAKE GRASS WHAT DAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN, COLORS AND GRASS N STUFF?  TESTIFY

[Americanhero1]

funny but you need to speak more Ebonics like because blacks don't understand that

[MasterWolf1]

MMMMMMMHMMMM "Whatcha talkin about Willis"

[Rubystars]

I am in a goofy mood today so here goes...

HA LLO DAR, DIS BE DA REV I.B. OPPRESSED AND DIS EASTER HOLIDAY BEEZ A RACIST HOLIDAY ALL DA BROWN BUNNIES MADE OF CHOCOLATE WHY DAY BEEZ CHOCOLATE FO' DAY BE GETTING THEIR EARS EATEN OFF, AND DEM WHITE EGGS ALL GET COLORED AND STUFF, DIS HOLIDAY BEEZ DA CONSPIRACY BY DA MAN SO OBJECTS OF COLOR BE EATEN BY DA DA MAN, ALL DEM JELLYBEANS BE COLORED AND HIDIN IN FAKE GRASS WHAT DAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN, COLORS AND GRASS N STUFF?  TESTIFY

Yo yo yo I see what you be sayin. Day be rayciss again us cuz day be hidin all doze colored eggs and sheet. Day be puttin doze colored eggs out in da field like in da slave dayz, dat's wut da grass is suppoza represent yall.

[Rubystars]

Is that how blacks in The South speak?

Yes, some of them.

[Rubystars]

Whites also say "ya'll" in The South though, right?

We say y'all, but we pronounce it slightly differently. It's hard to explain. They say it more like yah-awl and we whites say it more as one syllable.

[spiritus_persona]

Reverend I.B. Oppressed!  LOL funny!

[MassuhDGoodName]

Re:  "...Whites also say "ya'll" in The South though, right?"

Sho' do!

[MasterWolf1]

The ones up north sound like fiddy cent with a lack of the English language