Paki jokes(rofl)

[ASHISH]

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

[IslamIsCancer]

I'm against Jokes on your enemies, you must take your enemies seriously.
They are not funny, they are ragheads.

[FULL METAL JACKET]

 

[Vito]

Haha that's great 

I'm against Jokes on your enemies, you must take your enemies seriously.
They are not funny, they are ragheads.

Many jokes stem from enemies..

[newman]

 

A pakistani woman in Sydney is feeling poorly so she visits an Aussie doctor.

She tells the doctor she is weak, depressed and low on energy.

The doctor does a full examination and a series of tests. And the end of the examination he says..........

 "I can't find anything clinically wrong with you, but I'd like to try something. Go home, take a large plastic gabage bag and poop in it. Then get each member of your family to poop in it. Then put some dead rats in there. Then take the bag, put it in the sun to ferment for two days. Then for the next five days, put your head in the bag and breath deeply for 45 minutes. Now see how you go."

The woman goes home and follows the doctor's instructions to the letter.

One week later she bounces back into the surgery full of beans and says............

" Doctor, doctor, I'm feeling GREAT! Your cure really worked. What was wrong with me?"

The doctor replies "Nothing. You were just homesick".

[ASHISH]

A pakistani woman in Sydney is feeling poorly so she visits an Aussie doctor.

She tells the doctor she is weak, depressed and low on energy.

The doctor does a full examination and a series of tests. And the end of the examination he says..........

 "I can't find anything clinically wrong with you, but I'd like to try something. Go home, take a large plastic gabage bag and poop in it. Then get each member of your family to poop in it. Then put some dead rats in there. Then take the bag, put it in the sun to ferment for two days. Then for the next five days, put your head in the bag and breath deeply for 45 minutes. Now see how you go."

The woman goes home and follows the doctor's instructions to the letter.

One week later she bounces back into the surgery full of beans and says............

" Doctor, doctor, I'm feeling GREAT! Your cure really worked. What was wrong with me?"

The doctor replies "Nothing. You were just homesick".

Paki women visits male kufar doctor i am shocked

[syyuge]

eXcellent's.