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Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« on: April 24, 2008, 09:06:08 PM »
I drove to the beach after work today with an extra box of matza.  I tore some up for the birds, but they were not too fond of it, lol.   ;)

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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 09:13:32 PM »
I drove to the beach after work today with an extra box of matza.  I tore some up for the birds, but they were not too fond of it, lol.   ;)
Them birds don't know whats good for them. They must be affirmative action birds they are expecting to get Micky d's :o
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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 09:20:34 PM »
I thought you were going to say they eat shrimp. Then I thought you meant they eat bread on Passover.



They do eat bread on Passover, because one girl was feeding them a pretzel.

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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 01:22:17 PM »
Only a few Seagulls ate it.  I hope they don't drop dead from it being too dry or jagged.

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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 04:24:17 PM »
Only a few Seagulls ate it.  I hope they don't drop dead from it being too dry or jagged.

Well, if they get constipated, that might be a good thing. :::D

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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 04:46:03 PM »
I drove to the beach after work today with an extra box of matza.  I tore some up for the birds, but they were not too fond of it, lol.   ;)
Them birds don't know whats good for them. They must be affirmative action birds they are expecting to get Micky d's :o

Or KFC.  ;D
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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 04:55:10 PM »
I feed them popcorn
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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 04:58:06 PM »
I saw grackles going into a trash bin behind a McDonalds and coming out with french fries. It was cute.

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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 05:04:13 PM »
I saw grackles going into a trash bin behind a McDonalds and coming out with french fries. It was cute.
If anyone were to watch seagulls dumpster dive they will see if there is a McDonalds  bag in there the gull is coming out with it. They know what the golden arches on the bag mean. Um-hm 8)
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Re: Seagulls at Jones Beach Are Not Jewish!
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 05:10:39 PM »
When I go down the Jersey shore I bring with me a box of old popcorn, bread or crackers and take a few pieces in my fingers and raise my arm up in the air with enough food sticking out and they swoop and take from my fingers without taking my fingers lol.  It is relaxing they do got to eat as well.
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