Here we go:
#10. Barack Husein Obama is a member of al Qaeda - CIA sources say.
#9. Barack Obama spotted with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton snorting cocaine and drinking booze at a trendy LA nightspot.
#8. Barack Hussein Obama to be indicted for the 1994 murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman (OJ really was innocent!)
#7. Larry Craig Confession: Barack Obama was my gay lover. watch YT vid
#6. Barack Obamal (aka Juan Valdez) Is an Illegal Mexican immigrant, ICE documents claim.
#5. Jeremiah Wright and Obama intentionally infect entire city of Richmond, CA with HIV virus .
#4. Obama arrested for DWI; weapons cache and dead body found in trunk.
#3. Nude pictures of Obama surface on the internet.
#2. Obama to be indicted on federal dog fighting charges.
#1. Barack Hussein Obama vehemently denies membership in the 8 Tre Gangsta Crip street gang despite mounting evidence.