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Offline Fonzworth

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A Jewish girl lays a prank on her parents
« on: July 06, 2008, 11:55:46 PM »
If you are a Jewish girl, don’t date an Italian guy


http://www.noob.us/humor/if-you-are-a-jewish-girl-dont-date-an-italian-guy/

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Re: A Jewish girl lays a prank on her parents
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 05:06:49 PM »
I understand the parents the intermariage is killing the American Jews, on the other hand US is not Eretz Israel If you want tolive holy life you shud not live in goyim country.
Jeremiah 8:11-17

11 They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. Peace, peace, they say, when there is no peace.

12 Are they ashamed of their loathsome conduct? No, they have no shame at all; they do not even know how to blush. So they will fall among the fallen; they will be brought down when they are punished, says the LORD.

13 'I will take away their harvest, declares the LORD. There will be no grapes on the vine. There will be no figs on the tree, and their leaves will wither. What I have given them will be taken from them.'

14 Why are we sitting here? Gather together! Let us flee to the fortified cities and perish there! For the LORD our God has doomed us to perish and given us poisoned water to drink, because we have sinned against him.

15 We hoped for peace but no good has come, for a time of healing but there was only terror.

16 The snorting of the enemy's horses is heard from Dan; at the neighing of their stallions the whole land trembles. They have come to devour the land and everything in it, the city and all who live there.

17 See, I will send venomous snakes among you, vipers that cannot be charmed, and they will bite you, declares the LORD.

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Re: A Jewish girl lays a prank on her parents
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 07:20:57 PM »
If you are a Jewish girl, don’t date an Italian guy


http://www.noob.us/humor/if-you-are-a-jewish-girl-dont-date-an-italian-guy/



if your Jewish don't date any non-Jew

I've heard this audio before. It's only a stupid joke. This girl is LUCKY she's not my daughter! Joke or no joke, she's being shipped to Israel, on the way to a shidduch!  >:(