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White Israelite:

--- Quote from: Shamgar on August 12, 2008, 10:24:48 AM ---Welcome V2. You will find a few non-Jews here. I am not Jewish either, I am a Righteous Redneck. I like being on G-d's side of the battle cause I know what happens at the end.

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Redneck Jew here  ;D

Shamgar:

--- Quote from: White Israelite on August 12, 2008, 01:02:56 PM ---
--- Quote from: Shamgar on August 12, 2008, 10:24:48 AM ---Welcome V2. You will find a few non-Jews here. I am not Jewish either, I am a Righteous Redneck. I like being on G-d's side of the battle cause I know what happens at the end.

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Redneck Jew here  ;D

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Now wait a minute. I don't claim to be Kosher so how do you get to be redneck. Can't us gentiles be any kind of special???

Wait, wait I get it...

If your kippah has a fish hook in it you just just might be a redneck Jew.
If you put deep fry your matzoh balls you just might be a redneck Jew.

If you have Passover dinner with paper plates and Dixie cups you just might be a redneck Jew.
If you patched the spine of your Tenach with camoflauge duct tape you just might be a redneck Jew.

V2:

 ;D You guys are funny. I am not a redneck, sorry. BUT I do have a few redneck friends online. I guess I'm just a Shiksa?? Right word?? I am French and Swede.  ;)

Hey, how does one put up their Avatar in here? I looked but couldn't find where.  :P

V2:


O.K., nevermind. I figured it out.

How I came here is the Jews Against Obama thread.  O0

Hail Columbia:
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