Author Topic: Pruneface Poll and JTF exclusive Pruneface conversation transcript! (Read 2135 times)

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **on:** August 25, 2008, 10:24:37 PM »

Check out this JTF World Exclusive transcript of a Senate lavatory meeting today between Pruneface and his boyfriend Sen. Arlen Sphincter (R[INO]-PA)!

SPHINCTER: Man, you look down today, Joey boy. What's wrong?

PRUNEFACE: I can't believe Barry didn't pick me on Saturday!

SPHINCTER: Don't take it personally. He needed someone who's a real attack-dog and he might have thought that you're too much of a nice guy.

PRUNEFACE: But I've been a good wittle self-hating Jew! A good wittle Jew! He needed me to win over the Jewish vote because Jews don't trust him! That hatemongerer Chaim Pesach is telling my people lies about him! Why didn't Barry notice me!?!?!!! (sobs audibly)

SPHINCTER: Now, now, there's still a chance John might pick you. Keep your chin up. I've been a good little Jew too, but I didn't get picked either.

PRUNEFACE: But I loved Barry! I still love him so so much! I always voted the way the NAACP wanted me to! I love blacks! Why didn't Barry pick me!!!!!

SPHINCTER: It's okay. I love blacks too. I know how you feel. I was really hoping Obama would select me also. But he made his choice, and we'll just have to live with it. I'm sure that he will ask us to campaign for him soon. That will make you feel better.

PRUNEFACE: But it's not the same! It's not fair!!!! Life's not fair!!!! (socks side of urinal, visibly hurting hand) Ouuuch!!!

SPHINCTER: Is that vodka I smell on you? Please get a hold of yourself. This is not the end of the world. We have many important votes to get to this fall and you can't be boozing yourself up again. It's not couth and besides, it hasn't exactly done wonders for your skin up to this point.

PRUNEFACE: I don't care!!! Life's not worth living if my one and only true love rejected me!!!

SPHINCTER: Please control yourself. I really don't want to have to call Capitol security because I fear you may harm yourself.

PRUNEFACE: It's okay. I'm sure I will feel better once I make noontime prayers at the Al-Ahram mosque.

SPHINCTER: That's the spirit. In fact, I think I want to join you.

Chaimfan

Rubystars · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:26:20 PM »

He wouldn't have wanted to be Obama's running mate. He supports McCain.

Lisa · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:27:05 PM »

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Rubystars on August 25, 2008, 10:26:20 PM

He wouldn't have wanted to be Obama's running mate. He supports McCain.

Wanna bet?

Rubystars · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:36:50 PM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 25, 2008, 10:27:37 PM

Quote from: Rubystars on August 25, 2008, 10:26:20 PM
He wouldn't have wanted to be Obama's running mate. He supports McCain.
Wanna bet?

Isn't Lieberman going to speak at the Republican convention this time around like Zell Miller did last time?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:38:36 PM »

It doesn't mean he wasn't secretly hoping Obama would pick him to help with the Jewish vote. Hoeseph is a snake who cozies up to Republicans to get them to do his bidding.

Rubystars · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:54:32 PM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 25, 2008, 10:38:36 PM

It doesn't mean he was secretly hoping Obama would pick him to help with the Jewish vote. Hoeseph is a snake who cozies up to Republicans to get them to do his bidding.

I think that he opposes Obama because McCain and Lieberman are actually very close politically. Lieberman is to the right of the Democratic majority and McCain is to the left of the Republicans to the point where their politics converge.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:49:15 PM »

Or Hoeseph is a shrewd conman who has figured out how to play the GOP like a fiddle. He claims to support the war on terror and to have opposed Clinton's infidelities. At least 50% of the other Democrats do or did also. Pruneface just does so more vocally.

On any of the real issues--gun confiscation, baby butchering, faggot-discrimination laws, Israeli national suicide, AIDS, affirmative action, campaign finance "reform", etc.--Pruneface is lockstep with the Democratic Nazi leadership. Even though McCain is a liberal phony, Pruneface is still politically much more similar to Barack Osama than McCain. Do you really, honestly believe Pruneface would have turned down a running-mate invitation from his favorite black Nazi?

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2008, 12:31:10 AM »

none of the above

and please...stop ruining this movement with infantile polls....

you don't grow a mass movement with immature things like this..how many times have i said this before?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2008, 12:45:48 AM »

Dr. Dan, with all due respect you've been criticizing a lot of stuff about this movement lately. You don't even like some of the things Chaim himself does.

muman613 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:00:07 AM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 26, 2008, 12:45:48 AM

Dr. Dan, with all due respect you've been criticizing a lot of stuff about this movement lately. You don't even like some of the things Chaim himself does.

CF,

Dont attack Dan, I too think you are a bit obsessive on this topic. I would recommend giving this grudge against Lieberman a rest...

muman613

PS: What happened to that ugly photoshop of Liebermans face you used to have in your sig line?

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:34:49 AM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 26, 2008, 12:45:48 AM

Dr. Dan, with all due respect you've been criticizing a lot of stuff about this movement lately. You don't even like some of the things Chaim himself does.

yeh so? This isn't a movement of "yes men"... A movement becomes stronger when certain things are challenged. I'm challenging you to stop making infantile remarks and remove your obsession with lieberman and what you guys call "self hating" Jews.

Furthermore, you silly threads are getting locked left and right...You have to stop this obession...and it's alittle more disturbing that most of the "self hating jew" remarks are coming not from a jew himself, but from a non-jew...It's beginning to get a little to much and even hurtful because you don't understand jews..you just copy what chaim does. but chaim has his right to do whatever he wants and call certain Jews self hating Jews because he understands what it means to be a Jew...you don't!

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:41:07 AM »

Quote from: muman613 on August 26, 2008, 01:00:07 AM

PS: What happened to that ugly photoshop of Liebermans face you used to have in your sig line?

I still see it.

Scriabin · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:41:39 AM »

Now, now.

Pruneface is going too far.

Call him 'the jellyfish'.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Scriabin on August 26, 2008, 01:41:39 AM

Call him 'the jellyfish'.

I don't get it.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:44:57 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Dan on August 26, 2008, 01:34:49 AM

but chaim has his right to do whatever he wants

But I thought you wanted him to tone down his rhetoric.

Scriabin · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:45:45 AM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 26, 2008, 01:43:00 AM

Quote from: Scriabin on August 26, 2008, 01:41:39 AM
Call him 'the jellyfish'.
I don't get it.

I don't get 'pruneface' or any other of your silly references, either.

Scriabin · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:48:52 AM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 26, 2008, 01:43:00 AM

Quote from: Scriabin on August 26, 2008, 01:41:39 AM
Call him 'the jellyfish'.
I don't get it.

He's a spineless, quivering mass and he looks like a jellyfish.

Scriabin · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:56:39 AM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 26, 2008, 01:43:00 AM

Quote from: Scriabin on August 26, 2008, 01:41:39 AM
Call him 'the jellyfish'.
I don't get it.

He's a spineless, quivering mass and he looks like a jellyfish.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:02:29 AM »

I disagree with that. A jellyfish is a gorgeous, delicate creature. Schmo is just a shriveled-up old bag of gas. He looks like:

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:03:38 AM »

Quote from: Scriabin on August 26, 2008, 01:45:45 AM

I don't get 'pruneface' or any other of your silly references, either.

Chaim came up with it--not me.

muman613 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:05:56 AM »

HAHAHA that is so funny !

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:23:19 AM »

you guys need to grow up..seriously...The Israeli teenagers come on this forum and don't understand the immaturity of many posters here...If you want JTF to succeed in the US, you have to start writing intelligently... Threads like these hurt the movement.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:23:58 AM »

LOL Comic Book Guy is the best!

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2008, 02:24:44 AM »

Relax, Dan. This is the last Pruneface thread I will make barring him being significantly in the news (i.e. McCain picking him).

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Author Topic: Pruneface Poll and JTF exclusive Pruneface conversation transcript! (Read 2135 times)