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Ask JTF for Sunday, September 7, 2008.

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Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Notice to all posters:

Please know that although Chaim would love to address all of your questions, owing to time constraints he can only handle one brief question or comment per poster per week. Thank you for understanding this.
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Shalom Chaim,

Last week, you said that Fag Buchanus (yimach schmo vezichro) is willing to take the chance that Iran might use nukes on the United States because all he cares about is that Israel gets nuked. However, the truth is that Buchanus wants America to be nuked. The reason is twofold: (a) he hates America because we defeated his idol Hitler (ys"vz) in the Second World War and because we "support" Israel today, and (b) if America is subjected to a nuclear attack, he and his Nazi friends will waste no time blaming the Mossad for it. So, he would love to see Ahmadinejad (ys"vz) murder millions of Americans.

G-d bless you, Chaimfan

Rubystars:
Greetings Chaim. If you ever run for Prime Minister, people will pull up audio from your shows of when you did all the voice impressions of [censored], hollywood Jews, and others. While the majority of JTFers LOVE your impressions, how will this play in the political scene? Will the Israeli public see them as racist?

דוד בן זאב אריה:
Dear Chaim

I know you want remove the Muslims from Israel. What about the Christians who live in Israel and support the State of Israel. The Christians in Israel are our friends. Would you remove the Christians too???

Thanks

David Ben Ze'ev Aryeh

Dr. Dan:
Shalom Chaim

I am going to say something that you will disagree with.  A strong point of view of this movement is that every Jew should move out of Galut and move into Eretz Yisrael. First and foremost, every Jew should learn Hebrew fluently to able to get by in Israel. 

Chaim, when I visited Israel last year, I realized that the culture and mentality of Israelis was very different from my personality.  I concluded that there was no way that, even if I were able to speak Hebrew fluently, that I would succeed in this land of Sabras. I was raised with a completely different mentality and culture.  Furthermore, I would be leaving my family behind.  Unless it were a life or death situation, I, personally, feel that it is more important to be close to my family and future wife's family, (especially if it is an excellent wonderful moral righteous family). I want to apologize to my idealistic Jewish friends that I don't feel that, at this time, it is meant for me to make any sort of Aliyah.  From here, I will continue to support Israel and visit there as frequently as possible.  I will learn Hebrew, Gd willing.  I will teach my children, Be'ezrat H'shem, how to speak fluently and mold them, with the help of my future wife, Be'ezrat H'shem, to be more idealistic than the both of us.  If it is meant to be, Gd will help us, Be'ezrat H'shem, to be in the right place at the right time.

Dr. Dan

judeanoncapta:
Dear Chaim,

What is happening with your aliyah case?

We need you here right now.

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