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Offline Christian Zionist

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mohammed's profile - bride(s) wanted!
« on: February 10, 2007, 03:19:11 PM »

*He may be a leader of men, but he sure is a follower of women

*He thinks life is very unfair - so many women and so little time

*He's a guy who expects an "aye" for an eye.

*He wanted to master the art of making a girl see the light when he has her in the dark.

*He had just one interest in life - himself.

*Girl's are always running through his mind - they wouldn't dare walk!!

*He believes in love at first sight - it saves a lot of time.

*He's had some awful temptations. It required all his strength and will power to yield to them.

*He's very chivalrous - always wants to protect a girl from men who have ideas, because he has the same ideas himself.

*He'd never go out with the NO-it-all type of girls.
Isaiah 62:1 -  For Zion's sake I am not silent, And for Jerusalem's sake I do not rest, Till her righteousness go out as brightness, And her salvation, as a torch that burns.

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Re: mohammed's profile - bride(s) wanted!
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 12:51:33 AM »
This one is much better than the last one.  It's really funny lol.
"Enough weeping and wailing; and the following of leaders & rabbis who are pygmies of little faith & less understanding."
"I believe very much in a nation beating their swords into plowshears but when my enemy has a sword I don't want a plowshear"
-Rabbi Meir Kahane Zs'l HYD