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Offline zachor_ve_kavod

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What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« on: November 09, 2008, 05:11:47 AM »
Jewish insanity is rampant and my guess is that it will remain that way until the Messiah comes.  We should take stock of some of the stupidest Jewish statements.  We have to understand the enemy if we are to defeat it.

The stupidest, most obscene thing I've ever heard a Jew say was:

"I can forgive the Egyptians for killing our boys, but I will never forgive them for making us kill theirs."

-Golda Meir

Can you think of a statement of similar stupidity?

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 05:58:12 AM »
Yes,

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 08:30:42 AM »
"That's not fighting terrorism. That is inflicting terrorism...I have been a Zionist my entire life. I would die for Israel. But watching the suffering of the Palestinian people, I'm also becoming a Palestinianist."-- Geraldo Rivera

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 11:32:28 AM »
No one specifically but any Jew who has ever commented that it's a good idea to give away all or part of Jerusalem would have to be the stupidest.  >:(
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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 11:35:04 AM »
Oh, one commenter named Moshe on my Obama blog said Obama will raise the star of David over Jerusalem. 

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 11:36:46 AM »
Not an exact quote but a typical one

"Zionism is true anti semitism, the torah doesnt call for the land of israel"

Anyone mind explaining that one to me?

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 11:37:44 AM »
"Obama will not let Iran get nukes"

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 11:57:08 AM »
"I can forgive the Egyptians for killing our boys, but I will never forgive them for making us kill theirs."

-Golda Meir

This takes the cake.

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 12:01:43 PM »
"That's not fighting terrorism. That is inflicting terrorism...I have been a Zionist my entire life. I would die for Israel. But watching the suffering of the Palestinian people, I'm also becoming a Palestinianist."-- Geraldo Rivera

I believe we said the person had to be Jewish. :P

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 12:03:26 PM »
"That's not fighting terrorism. That is inflicting terrorism...I have been a Zionist my entire life. I would die for Israel. But watching the suffering of the Palestinian people, I'm also becoming a Palestinianist."-- Geraldo Rivera

I believe we said the person had to be Jewish. :P

Unfortunately he is : (

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2008, 12:04:14 PM »
"That's not fighting terrorism. That is inflicting terrorism...I have been a Zionist my entire life. I would die for Israel. But watching the suffering of the Palestinian people, I'm also becoming a Palestinianist."-- Geraldo Rivera

I believe we said the person had to be Jewish. :P

Unfortunately he is : (

G-d help us all!

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2008, 12:45:19 PM »
"That's not fighting terrorism. That is inflicting terrorism...I have been a Zionist my entire life. I would die for Israel. But watching the suffering of the Palestinian people, I'm also becoming a Palestinianist."-- Geraldo Rivera

That is exquisite stupidity.  Geraldo has an endless supply of it.

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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2008, 12:46:10 PM »
I forget the exact quote, but my local newspaper once quoted a Jewish high school student as saying something along the lines of, "I consider myself a Zionist, but we all know that Israel is occupying Arab land."

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2008, 12:51:21 PM »
"That's not fighting terrorism. That is inflicting terrorism...I have been a Zionist my entire life. I would die for Israel. But watching the suffering of the Palestinian people, I'm also becoming a Palestinianist."-- Geraldo Rivera

I believe we said the person had to be Jewish. :P

Unfortunately he is : (

G-d help us all!

Geraldo has a Jewish mother, so he's Jewish.

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2008, 02:01:56 PM »
"I'm so disappointed about the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Washington DC's gun ban"

A Jewish friend of the family (said in the same voice Chaim uses for self-hating Jews)

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2008, 02:14:35 PM »
"I'm so disappointed about the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Washington DC's gun ban"

A Jewish friend of the family (said in the same voice Chaim uses for self-hating Jews)

Fortunately, a righteous Jew named Levy was the man who organized and financed the supreme court lawsuit against the DC gun ban.
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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2008, 02:18:00 PM »
"I'm so disappointed about the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Washington DC's gun ban"

A Jewish friend of the family (said in the same voice Chaim uses for self-hating Jews)

Fortunately, a righteous Jew named Levy was the man who organized and financed the supreme court lawsuit against the DC gun ban.

Great point.

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Re: What is the stupidest statement you've ever heard a Jew say?
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2008, 04:35:57 PM »
Anything said by those Neutered Karta guys is stupid.
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