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gentilerighteous

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A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« on: September 07, 2006, 04:13:01 PM »
A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits

the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it

The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain

But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same

and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten

The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.




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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2006, 04:37:30 PM »
Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2006, 04:39:37 PM »
A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits

the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it

The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain

But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same

and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten

The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.





no offense but dont quite your day job :)

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2006, 04:45:41 PM »
call me a mutant, but i found it slightly funny.

"LOVE FOR ALL. HATRED FOR NONE" - the primary motto of the ahmadiyyat, the sect of Islam I belong to.

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2006, 05:09:18 PM »
Nazis love to talk about the superiority of the white race. Meanwhile, they're the most inbred spawn of poor breeding you'll ever see.
The city isn't what it used to be. It all happened so fast. Everything went to crap. It's like... everyone's sense of morals just disappeared. Bad economy made things worse. Jobs started drying up, then the stores had to shut down. Then a black man was elected president. He was supposed to change things. He didn't. More and more people turned to crime and violence... The town becomes gripped with fear. Dark times, dark times... I am the hero this town needs. I am... The Coon!!!

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2006, 05:23:59 PM »
Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.

gentilerighteous, seems like you have offended his hero hehe  ;D there you got my wit hehe  ;D


Kahane was right!

Rhuan

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2006, 05:26:40 PM »
I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2006, 05:28:51 PM »
I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.

oh i know i know. a little sense of humor can do you good i believe... 8)


Kahane was right!

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2006, 05:32:18 PM »
Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2006, 05:48:34 PM »
Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.


Kahane was right!

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2006, 06:26:43 PM »
I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.

Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself.   :)


It came to pass, on one bright night,

The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,

That a young Hebrew came to see the light

Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine

And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,

And she did fall upon her face

Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner

The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.

Rhuan

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2006, 06:45:29 PM »
Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.

I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2006, 06:51:27 PM »
Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.
I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.

I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.

dude, thats cool.


Kahane was right!

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Re: A CHimpanzee and a nazi
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2006, 07:25:29 PM »
I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.

Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself.   :)


It came to pass, on one bright night,

The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,

That a young Hebrew came to see the light

Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine

And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,

And she did fall upon her face

Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner

The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.



O M GOODNESS!!!!!!! As I see that one as somewhat funny, (not meaning things blowing up in folks faces, but the poem) ;D :D