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Offline zachor_ve_kavod

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stupid joke thread
« on: December 01, 2008, 01:23:00 PM »
Make up your own stupid joke.  I thought it would be fun to see what kind of jokes you could come up with.  Bitter is good.  Here's one:

Q: Why do muslim women wear veils?

A: So you can't see the bruises.

Here's another:

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a tampon?

A: There is no difference.

Not vulgar enough for you?  Here's another:

Q:  What's the difference between a muslim and a camel?

A:  A camel wouldn't have sex with a muslim.  (I had to clean that up a little)

Not stupid enough?  Here's another:

Q:  What's the difference between a Liberal and a cabbage?

A:  About 3 IQ points.

Last one...the stupidest joke of all...

Barack Obama

Go ahead and make your stupid joke.  A little bile never hurt anyone. 

Offline Ulli

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Re: stupid joke thread
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 02:20:40 PM »
What is a trash can under a traffic light?

A quranimal disco!

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