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Jihadist Jokes

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Christian Zionist:

Q: What do you call a taliban that owns a camel and a goat?
A: Bisexual.

Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.

Q: Why doesnt Afghanistan have WalMart?
A: Because they have a Target on every corner!!!!

Q: What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A: A map.

Q: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
A: He marks the camels that kick.

Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.

Q. Why do they call the camel "the ship of the desert?"
A. Because it's full of Arab semen!

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Sarah:
I didn't really find those funny at all, it makes me pity these people who haven't a clue. Why does poking fun always have to involve camels and sex? I feel sorry for the dude who spent his time making these up. Shows how much bother and fuss the world gives to these people.

Though:
Q: What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A: A map.

Was quite funny i must admit.

Christian Zionist:
I forgot this one:

Q. What kind of coffee do the Jihadists drink?
A. Decapacitated Coffee!

nessuno:
I, on the other hand, was laughing out loud.   ;D

jdl4ever:
Christian Zionist  that was some funny stuff. LOL

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