Author Topic: quiz - What is this man's real name? (funny) (Read 1193 times)

q_q_ · « **on:** January 07, 2009, 02:10:19 PM »

give your answers..

Americanhero1 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:12:14 PM »

Captain Hook

Ulli · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:13:04 PM »

Quote from: Americanhero on January 07, 2009, 02:12:14 PM

Captain Hook

I thought this too.

q_q_ · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:19:15 PM »

of course, the press know him as Abu Hamza (and some as Captain Hook). But his real name is Mustafa Kamal (seriously)

Ulli · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:27:38 PM »

Mustafa Kamel

Americanhero1 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:28:55 PM »

His hook is for his camel

Ulli · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2009, 02:52:46 PM »

I remember. Is this the guy who blew himself up and then claimed he was wounded in a battle against the Russians?

q_q_ · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Pheasant on January 07, 2009, 02:52:46 PM

I remember. Is this the guy who blew himself up and then claimed he was wounded in a battle against the Russians?

He says it was a land-mine explosion.

I don't think anybody ever accused him of making a bomb.. though he may have, he is an engineer

"Born Mustafa Kamel Mustafa in Alexandria, Egypt, on 15 April 1958, Abu Hamza was the son of a naval officer and a primary school headmistress. He initially studied civil engineering before leaving for England in 1979."

He would never have blown himself up, but he did praise those that blew themselves up. And told his followers to kill the kaffir(infidel).

He preached at a really big mosque
North London Central Mosque
http://www.milligazette.com/image2003/2004/104-UK-Muslims-Finsbury-Par.jpg

Most muslims are in East London though.. i'm sure east london is WAY more extreme. Muslims are so big in East London , walking around there it looks like an arab country.

Ben Yehuda · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:19:51 PM »

Quote from: q_q_ on January 07, 2009, 02:19:15 PM

of course, the press know him as Abu Hamza (and some as Captain Hook). But his real name is Mustafa Kamal (seriously)

Would you like one hump or two?

Americanhero1 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:23:20 PM »

Just call him Lefty

q_q_ · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Americanhero on January 07, 2009, 03:23:20 PM

Just call him Lefty

He lost both his arms, but I think Britain's national health service only gave him one prosthetic limb. (there is free healthcare is free in britain - paid for by taxes. There is also a private option)
He claimed and got benefits(what you americans call "welfare") to the tune of $106,000 a year!

When he came to britain he worked as a bouncer, (it pays very well).. he wasn't an islammic fundamentalist yet. In the 80s , While married(to his first wife), he saw a prostitute.
His marriage broke down. Now since becomming an islammic fundamentalist , he says brothels are a prime target.

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2009, 04:37:50 PM »

actually, his real name is "Can't handle a bomb very well just notice how I lost both arms trying."

q_q_ · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2009, 05:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Dan on January 07, 2009, 04:37:50 PM

actually, his real name is "Can't handle a bomb very well just notice how I lost both arms trying."

there isn't any source claiming that he blew his arms (and eye) off himself.. only that it was a land-mine.

nessuno · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:09:00 PM »

Quote from: q_q_ on January 07, 2009, 05:18:05 PM

Quote from: Dr. Dan on January 07, 2009, 04:37:50 PM
actually, his real name is "Can't handle a bomb very well just notice how I lost both arms trying."

there isn't any source claiming that he blew his arms (and eye) off himself.. only that it was a land-mine.

Can't handle a bomb well! That'f funny.

Cant Bombwell for short.

q_q_ · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:32:16 PM »

obviously mustafa kamal is good because it is an arabic name and is funny. And it's true anyway!

Somebody did point out that if his name was mustafa beer we might not have these problems!

The 72 virgins in heaven, in arabic are referred to as whore or whoree or something similar sounding, in arabic. I suppose you could call him mustafa whore.. He did of course. In the 80s. His (first) marriage broke because of it.

Americanhero1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2009, 06:34:05 PM »

How does kamel clean himself ?

Xoce · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2009, 11:43:14 PM »

Rubystars · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2009, 11:46:20 PM »

I wonder if he could get hired doing cigarette commercials.

q_q_ · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2009, 11:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Rubystars on January 07, 2009, 11:46:20 PM

I wonder if he could get hired doing cigarette commercials.

heh, the muslims would demonstrate if they saw poor abu hamza looking silly.

they could do it in an anti-cigarette adverts..
-cigarettes kill-

I like your idea alot better though.

Xoce · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2009, 02:32:14 AM »

Quote from: q_q_ on January 07, 2009, 06:32:16 PM

obviously mustafa kamal is good because it is an arabic name and is funny. And it's true anyway!

Somebody did point out that if his name was mustafa beer we might not have these problems!

The 72 virgins in heaven, in arabic are referred to as whore or whoree or something similar sounding, in arabic. I suppose you could call him mustafa whore.. He did of course. In the 80s. His (first) marriage broke because of it.