Sarcastic Article: ACLU Lawyers Volunteer to Get Their Heads Sawed Off

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"When the Taliban complain about broken AC in their
cells, what else can we do but allow them to saw our
heads off?"

ACLU Lawyers Volunteer to Get Their Heads Sawed Off
By Groupthink
8/2/2005, 7:45 pm


Getting one's head sawed off might seem like reason for concern, but in fact, ACLU lawyers turning themselves over to their Guantanamo clients for this purpose have gone a long way in addressing Taliban dissatisfaction with the camp's amenities like poor wi-fi reception.

In an unprecedented display of compassion, volunteers from the ACLU and Amnesty International are lining up to get their heads sawed off by disgruntled Taliban prisoners. This new spirit of international caring has its genesis in the Human Shields tradition.

In January of 2003, thirty human shield volunteers and three double-decker buses left London to pick up other volunteers throughout Europe on their way to save the Iraqi dictatorship. At their peak in Iraq, they numbered approximately 500, proud of their role as sacrificial offerings on the altar of diversity, anti-Americanism, and moral relativity.

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