Jimmy Carter will be made such a martyr of when he dies it will be incredible. The big fancy funeral, the blah blah blahing about how he stood for "peace in the Middle East" (lol), The demoncrats weeping and moaning and the republicans also weeping and moaning at his funeral.
I think it would be best for everyone if he just went on some trip to a foreign country and got lost somehow. Without a confirmed body maybe the whole funeral thing could be skipped.
No, because then there'd be a big media coverage of where in the world is President Carter....
Honestly I don't know which would be worse.
Of course the fact he's alive and still stirring up trouble is bad too.