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Offline Confederate Kahanist

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I am Barry Soetoro and I approve this message ! ! ! !
« on: April 02, 2009, 08:23:07 PM »
Funny Osama jokes reposted from Oliver,the Humanzee page.

Q. Why does it take Obama so long to get ready for a press conference?
A. He has to put make up on both faces!
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Q. Why does Barack Obama stink as President?
A. Because his initials are B.O.
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The new Obama quarters had to be recalled. The ears kept getting stuck in
vending machines.
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Q. Who should be
listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?
A. President Obama.
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Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed."

Another Obama motto: "If at first you don't succeed, change the
rules."
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Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as
somebody else has to pay for it?
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There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming
taxpayers won't cure.
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Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be
entertained.
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If Obama was the captain of the Titanic, he'd be telling us that we need
more ice.

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Q. How does Barack Obama put in a light bulb?
A. He inserts the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q: How many Obamunists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's enough to hope that it gets changed.
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New Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry's is coming out with an unbelievable new ice cream in honor
of the messiah who was just sworn in as our 44th President..

It is being churned in Washington DC and is appropriately being called Baracky
Road.

It's half Chocolate and half Vanilla surrounded by fruits and nuts.
Chad M ~ Your rebel against white guilt

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Re: I am Barry Soetoro and I approve this message ! ! ! !
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 09:30:27 PM »
Chad,

Thanks for postings these, not only are they funny, but the sad thing is that they are true as well......

It was a good ironic laugh.

Thanks again for the humorous post, we all need a giggle when we are dealing with all the garbage going on in the World.

Thanks and smiles......