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Moslem man must marry goat
« on: April 03, 2007, 08:04:02 AM »
 :D :D  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/02/24/sudanese-man-caught-havin_n_16304.html?p=1


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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat 
 
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
 
nice music for the happy  wedding  http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/1955/mendelssohn.htm


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 09:53:27 AM »
oh, how sweet.
they shall make beautiful music together.
mohammed and goat.
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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 09:59:49 AM »
oh, how sweet.
they shall make beautiful music together.
mohammed and goat.
camel jockey, now goat jockey

It must have been a beautifull wedding i wonder how the bride was dressed :D
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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 04:06:25 PM »
lol
GOAT, "BAAAAAAAA-BBBBBBY MAAAAARRRY MEEE,"
CRAZY NASTY MUSLIM DUDE, " I DO, I DO, I DO..I DOOOO-O,"

and they all live happily ever after, in a goats shed. After all the wife gets her way.

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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 04:22:38 PM »
lol
GOAT, "BAAAAAAAA-BBBBBBY MAAAAARRRY MEEE,"
CRAZY NASTY MUSLIM DUDE, " I DO, I DO, I DO..I DOOOO-O,"

and they all live happily ever after, in a goats shed. After all the wife gets her way.

:D :D :D :D
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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 06:13:05 PM »
We have discussed about this in one of the earliest threads in the "Truth About Islam" section.

http://jtf.org/forum_english/index.php?topic=57.0
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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 06:31:42 PM »
We have discussed about this in one of the earliest threads in the "Truth About Islam" section.

http://jtf.org/forum_english/index.php?topic=57.0
bUT HEREYOU HAVE THE WEDDING MARCH TO GO ALONG WITH THE MARRIAGE :D
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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 11:35:24 PM »
I bet you it was a male goat, too.  :P

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 04:36:05 PM »
I bet you it was a male goat, too.  :P

It just gets better. :)



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Re: Moslem man must marry goat
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 07:24:34 PM »
It must have been a beautiful wedding i wonder how the bride was dressed :D

Well, I spoke to the goat and he said they pulled off his horns and shaved him bald before putting on his wedding dress.
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